Inconvince.

Popped out for a copy of the OED. Thanks to Steve Believe.

Cutomer.

Cheers Dave.

Quitely

Thanks to Butch. Quitely.

Patatoes!!

It's the joyous double exclamation mark that kills me.

Halipino

Love the phonetics of this one.

Ladies Nickers

(Courtesy of Adrian)

Sultna

The shop that started it all keeps on giving.

Succes

Even God needs help sometimes.

Life Sentene

To be honest I'd just like to know more about the story on this one. (Thanks to Matt)

Snatch Warning

This one gets in on content alone. (Thanks Dave)

Cheep Phone Calls

Auct of Order

As in "you're WELL auct of order." (Courtesy of Matt)

Brockley

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brockley (Courtesy of Dom)

Pumkeen

Variation on an earlier theme (Courtesy of Dom)

Sanduage

(Courtesy of Stoo)

Off Licance

(Courtesy of Liam & Katrina Dopper)

Swet Potatoes

I blame the hot weather.
(Courtesy of Liam)

Tostie

(Courtesy of Fabien)

Wine Tomatoe

Variation on an earlier theme. Form an orderly queue please.
(Courtesy of Dom)

Cantalop Frog Melon

I'm unsure that these even exist outside of Pinner.
(Courtesy of Dom)

Tamatoes

(Courtesy of Dom)

All Owed

(Courtesy of Alex)

Quick Snakes

Fast food, quick snakes. (Courtesy of Dylan)

Asparagos

(Courtesy of Kerry P)

Oniones

(Courtesy of Kerry P)

Cheery Tomoto

"Oh, these Tomotos look so cheery."
(Courtesy of Kerry P)

Beetrot.

Not so fresh.

Holaday

Everyone needs a holaday.

Exquisiet

Poetic.

Closley

If you would like to examine your spelling more closely...

Corirndar

Big phonetic fail.

Spinch

No comment can do this justice.

Sweede

Sweedish.

Eanglish/Coffe

First entry for the beverage industry.

Onoin

Courtesy of Elaine.

Red Seedlees

Ah, that's where the 'E' from Nectarine went.

Nectarin

Sounds more like a verb than a fruit.

Vin Tomatoe

Tomatoes and wine? Ok, let's talk.

Jac Et

Maybe this was done post-rip, but it still makes the grade for me.

Butturnuts

And I thought it came from cows.

Pumkin

Still one of the best yet and possibly the inspiration for doing all of this.